CAN WE TALK ABOUT MATT’S SHIRT YESTERDAY
If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.
Keira Knightley was 17 there
Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.
i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM
I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr
Um, I thought these were real people.
Why does no one speak of this work of art?
I brought this movie to work once and my coworkers thought they were real people for ten full minutes.
The man who drew him is Herge, the original author of Tintin.
This movie is actually stunningly animated, but it comes perilously close to toppling into the Uncanny Valley.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only
thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be
In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
God John. You’re so unreasonably jealous about everyone. Keep your shit together.
People John has been demonstrably jealous of so far:
Jim from IT
Moriarty (yes, separate listings!)
John even gets tetchy about the fact that Sherlock said Mary’s name when he first revived in the hospital. Just. Kiss. Him.
People John is not demonstrably jealous of:
David, the man his wife dated for two years and invited to their wedding…
- That future is almost gone.
- But it is not lost.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
this is my favorite blooper for the whole series and I really wanna know what he said to her that got that reaction.
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