One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
are the spn writers mocking themselves or
When you wake up, your only choice will be to run
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting
shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
I have waited my whole life for this.
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria
"Apparently he thinks, since I’m an archangel, that I have extra juice."
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